How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Edward Snowed In

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.