What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "