What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.