What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.