How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.