How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.