How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.