Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.