Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

South Pole Jokes More South Pole Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL