Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL