What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause