What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.