What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.