Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.