Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.