Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.