What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's