What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.