What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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