Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.