Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!