Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Quarterback Jokes More Quarterback Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Football Coach Jokes More Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!