Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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A b

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Me too*

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.