Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.