Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese