What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.