Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil