He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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Terra-fied.
Make me one with everything.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
Oh, Phuket!
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
She said "ugh nothing!"
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Shoe.
an asymp-tote*
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Try-Angle.
Caerphilly.
Hey, I think he moved.
They didn't get their whey.
You get some Kurds in the way.
Because it had their Curiosity.
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Rub it rub it rub it.
Because it was too froggy outside.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
A: a $20 bill
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
