Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
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Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
It was armed.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Security at Samsung.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Because he was white.
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
to help with the cavity searches
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
The guardians of the galaxy!
Because their daddies were mummies.
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
Gerrymandarin.
Nukes... You're fired!
