What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.