Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar