Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar