Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars