Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Mobile Jokes More Mobile Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y