Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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Parents.

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Walking -Jk Rolling

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By walking...... JK Rowling

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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He isn't very App-y

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.