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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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