Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)