Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters