Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.