Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!