How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.