How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.