How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.