How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.