What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."