How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.