How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.