What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam