What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"