What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Cake Day Jokes More Cake Day Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.