What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini