Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.