Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.