Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.