Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.