Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."