Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !