Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it