Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.