What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: