Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
They always end in a draw
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
I guess he was shot through the heart
To sharpen the knife
I heard the clubs are to die for.
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
The energy bill ...
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Carbon dating
