Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
An insti-GATOR!
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
None, they were all minerals.
A: They have hearts of stone.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
The PGA tour.
This club can't even handle me right now
Doug.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Keep it in church, guys.
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