Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P