Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.