Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !