Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in