What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in