What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !