What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...