Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man