Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!