Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...