Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*