How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?