How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.