How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.