Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"