Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!