Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole