Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry