How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.