What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...