What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.