What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!