What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!