What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch