What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.