Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.