Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.