Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.