How many people with OCD does it take t...

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.